My whole life I have been programed to wipe front to back, as every girl has. It is just what you do when you are going to the bathroom. So now that I have a boy, I can't seem to wrap my brain around the whole "penis" situation. I can wipe in any direction I want to?? That is against everything I know! And even though I've obviously seen penises before, it is really weird to have to touch a little one at least 8 times a day. I feel like I have entered foreign territory. Getting peed on? Definitely has happened to me twice now. Even our wall has been christened with newborn pee.
But Ben has taken the "penis" situation a bit too far. Dave and I gave Ben his first bath at home yesterday. All was going well, we managed to clean him... he pooped, cleaned him again. Then Dave and I were about to get him out of the tub when he peed. You really can't blame the poor little man, he was all exposed and nothing was covering him. However... it was WHERE the pee went that startled us. His penis shot up and the pee went right into his MOUTH! Some things need not be recycled!
I hope Ben's future wife reads this one day ;)